Meet the Clean Team: The Start of a Portable Hygiene Revolution
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The Problem No One Talks About (But Everyone Has)
Let’s be real—sometimes life doesn’t give you a bidet.
Whether it’s a road trip, festival, red-eye flight, gym session, or gas-station emergency, your options usually boil down to toilet paper that underperforms or wipes that never quite biodegrade.
eco bidét® changes that because it's a A Clean You Can Carry®
Compact enough to fit in your palm, our 3.2 oz TSA-approved spray gives you an instant, on-the-go clean—no plumbing, no shame, no waste.
Think of it as your favorite luxury bathroom upgrade… bottled.
Refillable + eco-friendly — made for reuse, not landfill.
pH-balanced formula — gentle enough for your most sensitive skin.
Unisex + travel-safe — from hikers to CEOs, everyone deserves a fresh start.
- It’s not a wipe.
- It’s not a gimmick.
- It’s a movement toward smarter self-care.
The Clean Team Has Landed
Our early adopters aren’t just customers—they’re part of the Clean Team, a bold crew leading the fresh-frontier revolution.
- Clean Team members get:
- Early access to new scents & limited editions
- Exclusive pre-order perks
- VIP giveaways (because clean people should also be lucky people)
- The right to say “I was clean before it was cool.”
Pre-order now to reserve your bottle from the first production run, shipping this December.
It’s small, it’s mighty, and it’s about to make your toiletry bag iconic.
What People Are Already Saying
“I used it at a music festival. Let’s just say... I felt cleaner than everyone else in line.” – Jess R.
“I travel weekly for work. This tiny bottle saved me from airport-bathroom despair.” – Marcus L.
“It’s the bidet you can take to brunch.” – Someone very wise.
Why This Matters:
The average American uses 50 pounds of toilet paper a year—that’s about 27,000 trees daily.
eco bidét® offers a cleaner, greener way to go. Literally.
Every spritz = less waste + more comfort.
That’s a legacy worth being part of.
Join the Movement
The Clean Team isn’t a club—it’s a community of people who care about their planet, their bodies, and their bathrooms.
Be the first to say goodbye to wipes and hello to the portable clean revolution.
Pre-order your Eco bidét® today and claim your spot on the Clean Team.